Help I've Fallyn and I can't get up

terrible-beauty:

IM SO SATISFIED

farlanchurchs:

THE CUTEST NERD

farlanchurchs:

THE CUTEST NERD

westernkanye:

westernkanye:

i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis

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aderukitten:

Ey im sollux

thankyouforthedildos:

"The only people you can truly be yourself with is family"

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Interviewer: What's the craziest thing that a fan's ever done to you?
Josh Ramsay: I don't know there's been a bunch of weird stuff man, [...] We did a New Year's show maybe a year ago and I was up on the barriers singing and I felt like I'd been stabbed in the stomach. So I looked down and there was like a full-mouth teeth impression on my side. Some girl had actually lifted up my shirt and bit me... So that was weird. Mostly just because, regardless of your reasons for biting me... It just doesn't add up. Either you hate me, but in which case why were you front row at my concert just to bite me, like that's a lot of effort to go through just to bite someone. Or the B side of that is you like our stuff, which is also weird because I just don't understand the feeling of "AH I LOVE THIS BAND SO MUCH I GOTTA BITE THE SHIT OUTTA THIS GUY"

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

England: “Fantastic. Cheerio, America.”
America: “Yeah. Fruit Loops to you, too, dude.”